Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Bigfoot: Living Legends in North America - 4

       "I only killed one," said the Texas man. 
       Who made him the center of the universe?
       He reported purposely planned to kill a sasquatch by nailing several several pork ribs to a tree, then after gaining its trust shot it in the head with a shell from his big game rifle - 30.06.  He self appointed himself as executioner and killed it to prove it exists instead of waiting for the next legal episode of Finding Bigfoot.  He had no permission from authorities or law enforcement agencies to kill an ape-man.  His plan is to let a taxidermist prepare it, then parade the body around the country in a box charging people for seeing the corpse.
       Bad idea!  Here we have a blood-thirsty money grubbing killer extorting money out of spectators and gawkers to prove its real.  Many angry 8emails he's gotten and a whirlwind of legal troubles.  His reputation is that of a glory hunter for profit.  He's what folks would call a 'scumbucket hunter not worth a twit'.
       Why the need to kill a Sasquatch just to prove the legend of Native Americans was correct?  It wasn't harming anyone.  It's about robbing others - namely the Bigfoot show he declared was fraud.  His blood trophy will make him rich, but don't get me wrong he's in a heap of trouble from DA's.
       I don't need to see its body.  I already know they exist.  I've seen one twice in one week, but you'll have to keep reading to hear about my parallel stories.
       I once watched a fiction movie called "Explorers."  It's about three young boys who did lots of daydreaming in school, but built a computer driven carnival scrambler encased in garbage cans metal.  The space craft ran on electromagnetic energy (inertia).  They wreak havoc at a drive-in movie theater and drive a law enforcement helicopter cop crazy with their creation.  The  boys are summoned to leave earth by beacons drawing them into outer space and are swallowed by an alien spacecraft.  The two alien teenagers were joyriding around the universe to discover what life was like on Earth.
       One boy asked the girl alien why they didn't come down to earth, the girl alien pointed up at their screen and said, "Look what you do?  Such hostility!"
       It was circle vision showing all the hostilities man creates on earth; wars, riots, pestilence, muggings, robberies, killings, natural disasters, etc.
       "We could never be friends - earthlings (humans) kill what they don't understand."
       A big alien show up with one hand shaking and slapping its big fat belly, one hand shaking his fist with angry gestures and expounds volumes of angry space jibberish for fit to print all the while aggressively thumping his giant foot.  The alien kids try to explain why they swiped (stole dad's family vehicle).
       One boy asks, "Who's this?"  The giant dad goes beserk.
       The other poor boy says, "I know!  It's their father.  You swiped your dad's craft?"
       The boy's father acted the same each time he lost his job and got drunk - aggressive and abusive to mother and son.  The alien kids replied, "But, but, but we only wanted to explore the universe pop".        
       Even through a science-fiction movie people throughout the world perceive what others they fear to be hostile people - beware of different humans and hominids.  Isn't it any wonder why North America's large hairy hominid creatures called Sasquatchs or Bigfoots keep such a low secretive profile around hostile humans?
       Next time we will travel, too.
      
       

Monday, January 27, 2014

Bigfoot: Living Legends in North America - 2

       Bigfoot is a hot topic these days, but did you know the Apache Indians of Arizona and Indians of the Great Plains and Northwest warned incoming settlers 165 years ago to beware of the Sasquatch living in remote or wilderness areas.  They've probably been in North America and Canada for thousands of years.  The difference between past and present is because the human population exploded.
       People saw glimpses of the ape-men - a sneak peak to see they are real and not make believe monsters created by Hollywood.  When seen by present day humans the Sasquatch disappear faster than the rising mists in forests knowing when to flee and where to elude man.  Mysterious sightings of their exploits spread like wildfire amongst inquisitive humans.  Many see, but don't report sightings.  Some humans are afraid of what they don't understand or are afraid of what friends and family might think should they talk about seeing an ape-man lurking in the shadows.
       Wherever ape-men appear their bodies are supposedly covered in long, thick, coarse hair of brownish-red and appear to be half-human, half-ape standing erect on two large feet standing from 5-10 feet tall.  Females are shorter standing about 5 feet with an estimated weight of 300 pounds.  Males sasquatch are more massive weighing 300-800 pounds.  They are known to be very bulky, except for the slender Cryptid that startled people near Houghton Lake, Michigan.

Bigfoot: Living Legends in North America - 3

       Ever seen a Sasquatch? 
       The males are reportedly huskier and taller with heavy muscular arms and legs.  They lope along, but the pace is faster and strides much longer than man.  These mysterious ape-men appear in the vicinity of the most unsuspecting people who live on the fringe of wild and and vast Boreal forests and rugged mountainous terrain.  They appear to inhabit places where they can quickly disappear.
      Color of hair, too, depends on region where it lives in America - the northwest including Oregon, Washington and Canada's British Columbia; the hair is tinged with green algae from being damp by constant humidity and rain forest type habitat.
     These ape-men inhabit the wildest and most unexplored regions of the world in many different countries.  In North America we call them Sasquatch a.k.a Bigfoot 6-10'; Australia (Yowies - 3-7'); Russia (Almas 6-10'); China (Yeron 6-10'); and Tibet (Yeti 10-12') commonly called Abominable Snowman.
     In America Sasquatch can appear like magic or with unheard stealthiness of deer, but they can even appear on the outskirts of towns.  They are inquisitive of man and can get close, but they show no aggressive tendencies, but appear curious of human chatter.  As humans that's what we're good at "yakking."  Sasquatchs have learned to live for the most part unseen with man so why can't we live in harmony with them?  Humans are supposed to be more intelligent and respectful of other forms of life.
     The Russian government for many years didn't let searchers or eyewitnesses talk about their mysterious creature called "Almas" for fear of ridicule from Americans.  Doesn't matter because the ape-men are being seen more frequently, because  the Earth's human population is increasing. 
     Prying eyes and minds are fascinated to know more about the cryptid sightings.  Ape-men habitat ranges from the thickest forested lowlands to the steep canyons of mountain ranges and to the tops of the world's highest mountains.  They remain secret and elusive, but we here more and more about them lurking near houses or wilderness cabins, but no recorded hostilities to humans.
     An yet, there have surfaced rumors that a young hunter looking for big game in the Cascade Mountains of Oregon, was accidentally surprised by a young sasquatch and being excited with others in his hunting group tracked it down and killed it.  Adult sasquatches in the area screamed in bloody terror upon the young one's death so loudly it frightened them into running in the opposite direction fearing their lives.  They returned with other hunters to the killing site, but found no body.
     What would be your reaction if someone hunted down and killed your son or daughter just for the thrill of proving they were strange?  It is unlawful and illegal to kill anything beyond the specific game of purchased game licenses and permits.
     In a nutshell they simply tracked the young sasquatch down and killed a living legend -  they murdered it for the excitement of it all for thrill and glory, but didn't have a camera.  The remaining sasquatch got angry.  People wonder why the ape-men shun human contact and remain secretive.  Sasquatchies are not killers, but we know humans kill each other over petty things.
     Intelligent humans kill what they don't understand like the Texas man who's been bragging he killed a Bigfoot so everyone should stop looking for them, because he shot it in the head near a campground. 
     He brags, "What's the big deal?  I only killed one!" 
     

Bigfoot: Living Legends in North America -1

       Do you believe Bigfoot exists or are they figments of fertile human imaginations?  As intelligent as humans are we Americans have a sensational appetite for mysterious Sasquatch sightings.
       Each week the "Finding Bigfoot" team comprised of Matt Moneymaker, Cliff Barackman, Bobo Fay and Ranae Holland give Americans and worldwide audiences the latest Sasquatch sightings and investigate such claims.
       It's a spectacular travel log of sorts showing the beautiful scenery of where they've gone to explore, search and film exciting episodes of Finding Bigfoot for TV's Animal Planet.  They meet interesting people from all walks of life who find them just as curious.  Some impatient people claim the show is more fraud, but it is non-fiction reality.  They continually hope, and I said hope, to visually see or find some physical evidence to prove the ape-men (hominids) exist.
       The FB men are optimists, but Ranae, the woman field biologist, is the pessimist that doesn't always believe the photos or impressions of what others have seen.  These "hollerin' Bigfoot researchers and explorers are passionate of the quarry they hunt with night vision technology and infrared and thermal imaging cameras and not lethal guns.  They get nervous when being stalked by mountain lions or wolves.  Wouldn't you?
       Ranae's father as I understand believed and hunted for Bigfoot, but Ranae is suspicious of the sightings.  She's the "doubting Thomas" of the team, the disclosure of different perspectives of what she hears from eyewitnesses.  Is the sighting fake or real?
       The team travels worldwide listening to excited people who are first-hand witnesses to having encountered or heard strange vocalizations they didn't recognize or understand within their own neighborhood.  The strange howls and yelps in the dead of night caused their skin to crawl, but it is the sight of them that intrigues them more.
       Some were surprised by the wild ape-man's sudden appearance in desolate dark shadows near thick Boreal forests.  No matter how grainy or distorted  the photos appear from trail cameras, the facts in the minds of believers remain ever vigilant.  They saw the ape-man with their own two eyes.  In the flesh stood or squatted Bigfoot.
       Only trouble is, the younger generations want to see a Sasquatch instantly as in right now.  It's the "now" generation.  Well life doesn't happen on demand.  No instant gratification hunting for Bigfoot.  Life may not be fair so get used to disappointments or live a life of misery.  We can't have everything instantly.  Got to work for what you seek, but there are some who will try even if it's illegal.  Bad decisions today may cause your life to be a train wreck in the future.
       The human mind of believers won't let them forget when and where they saw Bigfoot, the Sasquatch of North American Native American Indian legends.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Laughter Keeps Us Healthy and Smiling

An unnamed Santa dropped off a gift yesterday.  He put it on my workbench.  Strange I unwrapped "The Big Book of Laughs" by Reader's Digest.  Wouldn't you know it the first little laugh story my eyes read came from Humor in Uniform, but it caused laughter and smile similar to an incidence taken from my early years just out of high school.  Both stories are true.  The uniform story said, two female privates were ordered to paint the general's office.  They were warned not to get paint on their uniforms.  So they locked the door, stripped off their clothes and got to work.  An hour later, there's a knock at the door.  "Who is it?" they asked.  "Blind man."  Thinking nothing of it, the privates open up.  "Hi," says the man.  "Where do you want the blinds?"  What a sight to behold!

Three years after high school graduation I went bear hunting in Michigan's upper peninsula.  I and a friend drove into a pretty lake way out in the wilderness on a late summer hot afternoon.  The ground would literally shake each time B-52's flew over above on training missions and dropped thousands of foil packets to confuse radar trainees.  The trees sparkled with shiny confetti leading to the lake.  We found the lake campground inhabited by one tent, but we never saw the occupants. Placing our tent at the opposite end of the lake we started walking up the beach surf fishing for dinner when we happened around a small point and right before us were two 20+ something bare frontal exposure naked ladies chaise' sunning with towels over their faces.  Needless to say we were stunned-grinned ear to ear.  They were far better more beautiful in the flesh than the Playboy magazine pages were being passed around in high school locker-room.  One woman took off her face towel and screamed to the other "We've got men!"  What a sight!  The ladies ran for their tents, but later returned wearing bikinis and being somewhat embarrassed apologized for being beach strippers. They had not expected to encounter two young men way out in nowhere.  They invited us to dinner and we sat around the campfire into the wee hours of the morning talking and... I see you smiling. Now, now that was an evil thought-be adult.  We never saw Black bears, just two bare nudists and... that's life! 

Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Most Beautiful Dancer in My World

I've watched Dancing with The Stars only a few times.  Each couple tries to outdo the previous contestants.  The women are gorgeous, the men handsome.  All handpicked because of their stature and events as people performing live entertainment.  This is performance dancing to a "Wow Factor," for TV ratings.

Strange as it may seem you have no chances of dancing with the stars of TV.  Men gawk and I'm sure many see the ladies as sexual conquests - not as someone you'd dance with on stage.  I'm no dancer, but my eyes can watch the ladies dance in bars and taverns and have no inclinations to get excited by what I witness and yet the most beautiful dancer in my world of entertainment sure thrilled most of the men in the tavern Friday evening.  She was the Queen of Dance.  She was an unassuming guest until she stood up and walked up onto the dance floor with a friendly male acquaintance who was reluctant to dance with her.  She turned every male head in the establishment just getting there with her figure walking.  The other gent was very hesitant to dance.  Male eyes couldn't stop staring at her runway hourglass figure - the body shape was exquisite.  She danced wildly and her hip gyrations made women uneasy knowing their husbands were staring in her direction.

I sat on a high chair like I do every Friday night waiting my turn to sing.  My hair has silver streaks, but older ladies of 79 plus love to run their fingers through my hair, which I dislike and rarely do I get excited watching the ladies dance until that night.  Many a men stopped and asked me "How can I stand it being so close to such a wild dancer?"  Well, I'm still shy and I don't dance, but she continued to strut her style of dancing to my pleasure and turning gawking bar men into putty.  My eyes drank her into my mind.  They were melting.  Others were afraid to dance with such a gorgeous woman.  Then it happened.  She came to the dance floor and before I knew it she pulled me off my chair and said, "Dance with me darling!"  I was shocked.  She said, "I love your beautiful singing."  I felt special, but whispered I don't dance.  She took my hands and placed them on her hips, pulled me close and we danced slowly.  I said, "Not bad for a guy married 39 years."  When the music ended I thanked the most beautiful woman dancer in the world proving that old men like a good dancer.

Another Spirit Intrepetation in a Dream - 158

I've talked about spirit visitations coming in dreams.  It happened again.  Bought some Chrysanthemums for the big pots in front of church from Rockford Hardware in Rockford.  My intention was to transport them on Tuesday afternoon, but since I was tired I thought I'd take a nap [Monday].  Low and behold I visited dreamland for about a half hour, but a spirit of bright light visited - a light so bright that it glowed and  the pulse voice from the beyond said, "Go to church now!"  I snapped from my slumber and the first thing that came into my mind was, "What's the rush?" I was tired and reluctant to leave my Monday afternoon nap, but the spirit said, "Go as in immediately."

Snatched from my dream I asked my wife to help seat the large bronze/red flowers at the entry to church.  We planted those mums and my wife was watering when a red car pulled into the church parking lot about 50' feet from the back door.  A young woman came rushing forward and she asked, "Did we know where the church secretary was.  I said, "The church office is closed on Monday's."  Her face was sullen.  She was hoping someone at the church could give her some money for gas from the benevolent fund , because she had no more money for gas to get her Vet friend to the VA hospital in Grand Rapids.  He was sitting in a pool of blood, the result of Colon Cancer and was bleeding heavily from his rectum.  He wouldn't let her phone for an ambulance citing the costs.  Tears flooded her eyes causing my wife to cry, too.  I asked the two church staff (maintenance) , but each didn't have much cash themselves.  I walked down the hall and all I had was $11.00.  I pulled it from my wallet and gave her $10.00.  She cried heavier and wasn't going to accept my money, but my wife told her that's what I we as Christian's are supposed to do.  My wife had no money to give her either.  I was spirit sent from my dream to help her in their hours of need!  When a Vet or anyone is in need the Bible commands I help them.  Don't ever underestimate spirit dreams.  Listen from the heart.